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Subject:	Today's Tweets
Time:	01:03 am

00:14 UKON was great fun. Played in two LFR mods as two new characters, Warlock and Swordmage. Tweaking the Warlock and bringing her back. #
00:16 Didn't care much for Swordmage. Maybe just needs tweaking... Just don't think I like the class #
21:56 There was a game on or something? Sorry, there was so much awesome at #MMMB practice I fell asleep after. #
23:31 Dental plan! #

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February 6th, 2010

Subject:	Today's Tweets
Time:	01:05 am

09:18 Oh great, Facebook has commenced the semi-annual "BRING BACK THE OLD LAYOUT!" crap... *sigh* #
09:21 So it seems official. I won't be playing hand drums for #MMMB anymore. I'm upgrading to a bass drum! :-D #
09:22 @kirako Last the last few times they're doing a slow roll out of the new layout. You'll probably see it by the end of the weekend. #
10:00 OMG! Want! - twitpic.com/11i00g #
10:44 For fans of The Wire - bit.ly/2RcpRb - 100 Greatest Quotes from one of the greatest television dramas ever. #
13:05 Anyone surprised by Kentucky Kingdom closing raise your hands. Didn't think anyone was. - bit.ly/bwewsz #
14:59 RT @demonsheep: Why do humans worry about 2012? I will never allow you to live that long. #
15:23 RT @FakeAPStylebook: Wire report: Did you see that shit with Stringer Bell and Omar? That was fuckin' intense. #
15:56 @ThatKevinSmith Guys at Gawker are probably just pissed at the jabs you took at people on the internet in J&SBSB. #

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February 5th, 2010

Subject:	Today's Tweets
Time:	01:06 am

09:46 The HSA has managed to screw up my deposits again... Big surprise there... :-\ #
10:06 I was all like "Hey, that's my snow cone!" and he was all like "Uh uh!" #thenafightbrokeout and that's how my nose got cut off Officer. #
10:20 @serafinowicz You realize you're just asking for the same question multiple times right? You realize you're just asking for the same questi #
10:21 @serafinowicz on multiple times right? You realize you're just asking for the same question multiple times right? You realize that you're #
10:23 @andyfowler Peole die from cell phone distraction everyday. Therefore it's not news anymore. Simple really. #
12:23 OMG the #demonsheep ad is brillant! - bit.ly/brRUTE #
12:54 Dude with the little dog is back. No jacket today. #dogpark #coyotewatch #dogparkfreaks #coyotefood #
13:07 @rbowen At the corner of Wellington and Clays Mill there is a pole covered in "Missing Dog" signs. Think he's doing okay so far. #
15:16 @serafinowicz So what do you plan to do with all of your fat stacks of cash? #psdvd #
19:30 RT @wilw: Seriously, why do dog treat makers waste their time with "chicken" or "liver" or "apple" when "cat shit" would make them millions? #

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February 4th, 2010

Subject:	Today's Tweets
Time:	01:05 am

08:15 Has anyone ever written a version of that "Footprints in the Sand" poem for the FSM? If not... I need to. #
09:22 Almost gave myself a heart attack waking up this morning and thinking it was Thursday when I have a Dr. appt. first thing tomorrow. Geez... #
09:44 @kirako Seriously? I mean... Really? Wow... #
10:05 @kirako I'd buy Comic Sans cookie cutters if only to make cookies that would annoy typography nerds. :-P "It's delicious... yet painful!" #
10:27 Also just remembered, I heard the Wilhelm Scream last night in Mass Effect 2. It made me happy. - bit.ly/qA7i3 #
11:14 @northsidebill Easy to miss, but worth it. #
14:10 Looks like someone got pulled over. #newcircleroad #
14:33 @rbowen One said that the way that the officer was treating him was rather ruff. #
14:42 That made no sense... I just wrote the theme song for Grammar Nazis everywhere to the tune of the Captain Planet theme song #
14:59 @busytoby I thought Palin was on the out with the Tea Party after endorsing McCain in AZ. Did they take her back? #
15:36 @FakeAPStylebook I think you killed it by posting that link... #
15:40 She's got a chicken to ride - bit.ly/109a1v #
23:39 Just found out one of our new songs for the Spring MMMB season... So effin' excited! :-) #

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February 3rd, 2010

Subject:	Today's Tweets
Time:	01:05 am

08:47 Why is everyone so excited about getting LOST tonight. I get LOST all the time, it's not fun. #
09:04 I wanted to crawl into a hole after that one as well. RT @badbanana: The groundhog saw The Shadow and said it was an awful movie. #
09:06 The Hurt Locker gets nine well deserved Oscar nods - bit.ly/cceKXh #
09:54 It's make your avatar a picture of you week! That was easy... #
10:27 @ThatKevinSmith I love the people that bitch about how much you post. No one is forced to follow you... Geez. #
13:52 "Conservatives appreciate the beauty of the human body, liberals are just perverts." - @busytoby at lunch today #
15:31 I think there are just people in the world who get off on the attention and drama they get by feeding trolls... It's rather annoying. #
16:19 @jimlee00 It's the skill/devotion, not the tools. Hendrix learned on a cheap thrift store guitar for instance. #
19:19 "Gime? What's a gime? Oooooooh, a gime!" #
22:06 Hello apathy my old friend #
23:52 Gosh Mass Effect 2 blows me away. Not only do I get spam (seriously hilarious messages) you live with the choices you make. Good or bad. #
23:53 For instance, decide to go after the bad guy instead of saving those people? Okay, listen to them scream as they perish. That was chilling. #

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February 2nd, 2010

Subject:	Today's Tweets
Time:	01:05 am

08:58 RT @FakeAPStylebook: Use "gay" or "lesbian" to refer to people, "alternative lifestyle" to refer to Trekkies and Twilight fans. #
10:40 First Bill Watterson interview since 1989 - bit.ly/9Yd2ZO - Creator of Calvin and Hobbes #
10:54 I'll be drumming tonight - bit.ly/bGA1bO - Come out and eat gumbo, watch dancers and listen to the music. :-) #
11:04 @ThatKevinSmith Rule 34 of the Internet my friend: If it exists, there is porn of it. #
11:40 Am I growing a beard or just being lazy and not shaving? I report, you decide! #
12:11 Waiting with bated breath to find out what this week's profile picture meme is going to be... I can hardly wait!!! #
12:33 This is totally how I pictured the creator of a "sex robot" - bit.ly/daH1tp - With pic goodness of creator with his "girl robot" #
13:31 Just a few crazy mother f... I mean... Dog enthusiasts at the dog park today. #dogpark #
13:32 I love it when the #WBC gets protested at their protests. Always brings out the creativity in people to fight hate with humor. #
13:32 Link to correspond with previous tweet - bit.ly/cfeOKa #
15:48 @rbowen Just to remind you sir, anything you tweet can and will be used against you in a court of law. :-P #
16:01 For any of you who think my #dogpark updates are "shenanigans" such as @kirako, I respectfully correct you. This is serious reporting! #
16:14 "Take me gently caressing my bunny" #weirdspam #
16:48 This office is too quiet. Needs more yelling and screaming and stuff. #suggestionbox #

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February 1st, 2010

Subject:	Today's Tweets
Time:	01:05 am

16:12 @kirako Happy birthday! :-) #

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January 31st, 2010

Subject:	Today's Tweets
Time:	01:04 am

17:44 OH! OH COME ON! #genericsportscomment #
17:57 What was the ref thinking? #genericsportscomment #

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January 30th, 2010

Subject:	Today's Tweets
Time:	01:05 am

09:32 If only... RT @TheOnion: In Focus: Congress Forced To Watch Training Video About Bipartisan Cooperation onion.com/cEO2Se #
09:53 Bunch Of Phonies Mour J.D. Salinger - onion.com/bzcGwf - Very nicely done tribute to Salinger. #
10:32 Obama takes time out of his day to model for a Snuggie ad - twitpic.com/10bm60 #
10:49 And less than half an hour after my comment on Facebook someone calls me racist for comparing Obama to the model in the picture. Really? #
10:53 @kirako She claimed that the model looked nothing like him "Not all of them look the same you know" I posted a similarly angled shot for her #
11:12 Just for kicks - twitpic.com/10bso5 #
11:41 @pourmecoffee I think he needs to do some investigative journalism into the meaning of the phrase "the phones are jammed". #
13:34 "You try to say pithy things, but your wit is a hindrance... so therefore nothing is provacative, it's just mixed metaphors." - The Bowler #
14:20 Should have checked earlier Twitpic that didn't upload properly - twitpic.com/10cpfp - Quick and dirty, just for kicks. :-P #
14:31 Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated "Arrrrr!" #stupidjokes #
21:12 4 hours later and I've barely noticed the time going by. Damn you Bioware! Damn you!!! #
23:18 @jbmason GASP! Oh no! *cues dramatic organ music* #
23:18 SNOWPOCALYPSE HAS ARRIVED!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! #

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January 29th, 2010

Subject:	Today's Tweets
Time:	01:06 am

09:58 HA HA HA HA HA!!! Love it! - twitpic.com/105odr #
10:33 What I can't wait to see: GIant plastic iPad holders. And then the "fashion" ones as well. Those will be a trip. #
12:08 If you're going to the take the notorious "bathroom mirror shot", at least clean off the counter. #
13:41 ELECTRIC SIX AT COSMIC CHARLIES!!! *hyperventilates with excitement* #
13:50 Losta barking. #dogpark #
15:29 I really hate "# Awesome [adjective] Website Design" lists. They should just be "# Awesome Website Designs That Look Essentially The Same" #
16:40 I locked my car in my keys! How does this even happen? #

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January 28th, 2010

Subject:	Today's Tweets
Time:	01:23 am

09:12 It's barely 9am and I've already done my good deed for the day. Hooray! #
09:23 Here's your "Awwww" moment for the day - bit.ly/c5EGDa #
10:23 Screen shot taken after 30 minutes on a dating website - bit.ly/bkCFie - 30. Minutes. I feel for women on the internet, I really do. #
12:05 The guy and the little dog is back. Wonder if the #coyote will get him today. #dogpark #coyotewatch #
12:26 I wonder if @kirako closed the door after she popped the popcorn. Don't want the #antipopcornconsortium after her. #
13:28 One of my friend's already made the joke, but iPad sounds like feminine hygiene product. #
13:58 To this day I blame The Smashing Pumpkins for getting me into metal with stuff like this - bit.ly/d189NS #
15:55 By Grapthar's Hammer you shall be avenged! #
16:57 Really want to go play board games tonight... But Mass Effect 2 is so tempting as well... GAH! :-( #

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January 27th, 2010

Subject:	Today's Tweets
Time:	01:10 am

09:37 And kids lookin' like fools with their pants on the ground. RT @pourmecoffee: Hope Obama addresses flag-burning and gangsta rap in SOTU. #
11:30 *sigh* If you're gonna review a book, get the author's name right. - bit.ly/5XY4B6 #
11:43 @brakspants I'm of the opinion that hell has a special place for people who make those and the Safe Auto commercials #
11:45 Wow... There are people who use the #dogpark hashtag in a serious context! #
12:04 Just my luck. The one time that quoting cartoons might have gotten me laid and she's a lesbian. #
12:56 For the first time in probably close to 3 or 4 years, I am only filing taxes for one W-2. This is nice and rather relieving. #
14:11 So I think the little dog is wearing a Germany jacket... It's the right colors and seems to have the emblem on it. #dogpark #
14:30 @rbowen I know, they're still touchy about Dog War II. #
14:37 Was just reminded that Mass Effect 2 came out today... I really need to go work out tonight... So tempting... Gah! #
14:51 I think @kirako and I are going to start a pool on how long til the coyote eats this guy's little dog. #dogpark #
16:12 RT @pourmecoffee: Cong. Joe Wilson would like to announce his office will be closing shortly to rest his voice for tomorrow night. #
16:55 Here's a song that should be played at my funeral as they're taking me out of the funeral home - bit.ly/1aA1uh #
17:05 The perfect valentine. I'll take a case! - bit.ly/bN1vAF - via @wilw #
18:45 Gym, back to work to get W-2, tax stuff, then maybe some Mass Effect 2 if I'm reeeeeeaaaal good. and have the time :-P #
21:34 This is why March Madness means so damn much to me - bit.ly/aNbEra #
23:31 In non-basketball related news: Mass Effect 2 is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!! #

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January 22nd, 2010

Subject:	Today's Tweets
Time:	01:04 am

09:06 Local car dealership won't (or wouldn't) own up to eBay auction - bit.ly/87au5M #
09:20 @rbowen Yes, but what LEVEL of scum is the question at hand. :-P #
09:21 If there's one thing I've learned over the past few days it's how to spell "accordion" #
10:52 Did they get their shit done at Cosmics in the mall? - bit.ly/8zaJd2 - via @kirako #
11:26 And there's at least zero dogs at the #dogpark RT @rbowen: There's at least a dozen cardinals outside my window today. #
11:27 This #dogpark update is for @kirako: It's wet. #
11:46 Conan O'Brien being paid to leave Tonight Show - bit.ly/5PsOAl #
12:34 Today's WTF moment brought to you by @cyborgturkey - bit.ly/4AKRD9 #
13:56 Rock thrown at US soldier asks for school supplies. Very cool story. - bit.ly/8EXzmV - via @pourmecoffee #
14:17 Still wet. #dogpark #
15:27 @ThatKevinSmith But which are you better known for? Flicks or armchair commentary? #
22:18 STOP COPIES ME! #

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January 21st, 2010

Subject:	Today's Tweets
Time:	01:03 am

09:05 I thank my parents and all my good teachers for teaching me how to write coherently. Ladies love a man who can put together a paragraph. #
09:20 @kirako Wooo! Congrats! :-) #
11:13 Well! We'll show him, especially for that "purple monkey dishwasher" remark. #
11:15 It's raining today. However I guarantee someone will be at the #dogpark eventually. #
12:31 Gosh it's fun to watch the Democrat's blame game today. *gets his popcorn and chair* #
12:59 @Renessa47 Tell her I want her number. :-P #
13:03 GWAR - I Hate Love Songs - bit.ly/4Tm00y - Gosh I love this song... #
13:13 Rainy day in Lexington... - www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwrL9MV6jSk #
14:00 Just wanted to say #imwithcoco but also that I'm on #teamshitcansomestupidNBCexecutives #
14:46 I just got spam for the "Adult Twitter". Adult micro-blogging... That could be interesting... "I put on my wizard robe and hat." #
15:22 Sex With Ducks - bit.ly/g1JUq #
15:38 I don't know where one of my Facebook friends finds this stuff... - twitpic.com/yytwu #
16:42 SQUEEE! RT @RobertKirkman: Variety is reporting AMC has ordered the pilot episode of THE WALKING DEAD... and they're right. Exciting times. #
17:04 You should read this in your most sophisticated mental voice "I'm more of a Billy Madison myself." Yes I was referring to the Sandler flick #
22:38 Voice hurts. Drove home from Marikkas singing Flogging Molly at the top of my lungs. Oi vey. #
22:43 @Renessa47 Maybe I spoke too soon... Was she cute? If she is, THEN i want her number. :-P #

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January 20th, 2010

Subject:	Today's Tweets
Time:	01:04 am

08:48 When I go out I play in the street, I get hit by cars, I make mashed potatoes, I get hit by cars #
09:15 Post New Years resolutions and this morning's Music of the Morning - bit.ly/7xhTAI #
10:45 Someone in blue coat walking their dog with a red leash. #dogpark #
11:42 "Cassandra Gemini" by The Mars Volta in all it's 32 minute glory is a freaking modern masterpiece. #
12:00 Three people with dogs are now hanging around the fence. #dogpark #
14:42 @andyfowler What Would Jesus Bomb? #
17:32 I wonder if the guy with the sign will become the next Fox News "Political Analyst" - bit.ly/6Jeqt7 #
22:11 Coakey's race to lose, and by gum, she made sure she lost it! I think Hitler could have run a better campaign. He wouldn't insult the Sox. #

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January 19th, 2010

Subject:	Today's Tweets
Time:	01:05 am

09:05 Dug up some info on #UKon2010 should be a fun few days of gaming. :-) #
09:39 Use Helium to trim down to your stylesheets - bit.ly/6dmEbL - via @busytoby #
10:48 Martin Luther King Jr. Sings in Memphis - bit.ly/7L7ztf - Really incredible video of his last speech. #
12:10 So much excitement, so many things going on... And I'm stuck at work. :-( #
13:17 There's a guy walking around in the brush with a small dog. #dogpark #
13:22 Oooh, someone walking around the track with their dog. #dogpark #
13:28 So much is happening here I'm thinking I need to set up a #dogpark cam to keep up with all the action. More as events continue to unfold. #
13:42 The man with the little dog is back. #dogpark #
15:26 There's much more action on the other side of the #dogpark. I looked. #
17:03 I wonder if any cat people hang out at the #dogpark? Regardless, lots of activity going on. Lots of people, lots of dogs. #

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January 18th, 2010

Subject:	Today's Tweets
Time:	01:03 am

20:45 Going to the grocery store. Pray I return with something other than orange juice and canned soup. #
21:29 Grocerys have been bought. Now I can go back to playing video games relatively guilt free! #

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January 17th, 2010

Subject:	Today's Tweets
Time:	01:02 am

01:35 So is it just now the "in" thing for bands to cover Poker Face by Lady Gaga? #
21:20 Jesus Christ... 7 hour D&D mod = NOT going out tonight. Sitting on the couch reading comics instead. :-) #
23:15 Gosh The Boys is just amazing... I just love what Garth Ennis is building. #

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January 16th, 2010

Subject:	Today's Tweets
Time:	01:02 am

09:31 @smashingmag They misplaced a semi colon after float:right}; (should be float:right;}) #
10:25 @ThatKevinSmith I find it hard to imagine you wearing a suit everynight. I doubt they'd let the hoodie look fly. #
11:15 @ThatKevinSmith Doctors Without Borders also excellent group to donate to - bit.ly/1bmOta #
16:55 It's startling (but not surprising) to hear the profits that credit card and cell phone companies are making on fees for Haiti donations. #
21:25 Waiting for my mage to recharge in a pause in the battle... God I hate fighting as mages... Mages can suck it. #

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January 15th, 2010

Subject:	Today's Tweets
Time:	01:03 am

08:55 @rbowen Your boy's gonna be a star! You hear me Rich, a star! #
08:56 NOOOOOO! RIP Teddy - bit.ly/7CuDhW - The soul man we lost was the sweeter, never again. :-( #
09:15 RT @simonpegg: I can't abide slush. Snow always arrives with a magical hello and leaves with a gigantic fuck you. #
09:21 (1/2) Yet to donate to Haiti relief, consider Doctors Without Borders. - bit.ly/7cQgCH - Already there in Haiti and they have a #
09:22 (2/2) relationship with the people they are there to help and will be better trusted to help the people there. #
13:43 It seems like at least once a week the people upstairs feel the need to move furniture or something. #
14:03 Kid looks plenty dangerous to me - bit.ly/5MzqjE #
14:16 Haiti Earthquake Relief Scams - bit.ly/616XxP #
16:56 After much thought and study I have concluded that "nice guys" only finish last because they don't register for the race in the first place. #

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